# Albert the Llama Enterprises > Thrilling Stories for Foolish People ## Posts - [The Mecha Hack E11 - Bug Hunt](https://albertthellama.co.uk/the-mecha-hack-e11-bug-hunt/): Beneath an ominous and unnatural cloud, on a world covered in unsettling goo, and with bugs assaulting them from all sides, Fireteam: Sabre Harmony are caught in the fight of their lives! Goo plaps and bugs attack - it's the Mecha Hack! - [The Myth of Snoozy Basin E03 - How To Snake Friends And Influence People](https://albertthellama.co.uk/the-myth-of-snoozy-basin-e03-how-to-snake-friends-and-influence-people/): Safely in Snoozy Basin - but all too aware of the ticking clock to the next attack - our heroes start gathering what information they can about the cause of the attacks... - [The Myth of Snoozy Basin E02 - Welcome to Snoozy Basin](https://albertthellama.co.uk/the-myth-of-snoozy-basin-e02-welcome-to-snoozy-basin/): Having survived the first encounter with the skeletal threat, our heroes press on through the forest towards the beleaguered settlement of Snoozy Basin - what mysteries await them there? - [The Mecha Hack E10 - Operation Alabaster Codify](https://albertthellama.co.uk/the-mecha-hack-e10-operation-alabaster-codify/): The downside to having dealt with some weird stuff even by the usual standards means that Fireteam: Sabre Harmony is getting a reputation, and that means a jaunt to a garden world that isn't looking quite so much like Eden to investigate exactly what's going on...  Clouds roil and suspicions boil - it's the Mecha Hack! - [The Myth of Snoozy Basin E01 - A Forest, Both Deep and Dark](https://albertthellama.co.uk/the-myth-of-snoozy-basin-e01-a-forest-both-deep-and-dark/): A new threat rises, and new heroes rise in turn to address it! Deep in the forest the small logging community of Snoozy Basin is under attack from hordes of skeletons! They seem to be coming from nowhere, and they are lead by a dread figure out of legend... Will this new party of Professional Champions be able to rise to the challenge? Find out here on Season 3 of Dungeon Majeure - the Myth of Snoozy Basin! - [The Mecha Hack E09 - Them's the Brakes](https://albertthellama.co.uk/the-mecha-hack-e09-thems-the-brakes/): With barely minutes to go before the laden train slams into Epoch Station, killing an awful lot of people, can Fireteam Sabre Harmony hit the brakes in time? Or is this the end of our heroes? Missiles fly and plasma fries - it's the Mecha Hack! - [The Mecha Hack E08 - Gotta Go Fast](https://albertthellama.co.uk/the-mecha-hack-e08-gotta-go-fast/): The train charges onwards towards Epoch Station and a devastating destiny, but the turrets outside are not the only obstacle! When the train can't slow down or else explode, going fast might be the only options! Bombs await and Brains dictate - it's the Mecha Hack! - [The Mecha Hack E07 - Operation: Emerald Consequence](https://albertthellama.co.uk/the-mecha-hack-e07-operation-emerald-consequence/): Three words for you: Reverse. Train. Heist. What more do you need to know? Turrets boom and Razor howls - it's the Mecha Hack! - [The Mecha Hack E06 - Death From Above](https://albertthellama.co.uk/the-mecha-hack-e06-death-from-above/): With alien monstrosities plummeting towards them and something even bigger and scarier blocking their way out, can the fireteam hold out long enough for Valkyrie to carve them an exit? Acid hisses and gravity warps - it's the Mecha Hack! - [The Mecha Hack E05 - Contact!](https://albertthellama.co.uk/the-mecha-hack-e05-contact/): Fractured and faced with fresh frightening foes, the Fireteam fight for survival! Can Ruhk and Nox hold out in the face of the chitinous horror of the Voidmaw? Or will Lucas and Fae have to forge on alone? Something chitters and plasma flies - it's The Mecha Hack! - [The Mecha Hack E04 - Operation August Kobold](https://albertthellama.co.uk/the-mecha-hack-e04-operation-august-kobold/): Hot on the heels of their last success, the fireteam are sent to crash an abandoned Aeonic Primacy research base and steal vital military secrets! But is the base as abandoned as their intelligence suggests? Gravity warps and danger lurks - it's The Mecha Hack! - [The Mecha Hack E03 - Hard Target](https://albertthellama.co.uk/the-mecha-hack-e03-hard-target/): With the jamming tower down and comms back up, there remains one more target - the shield node generator. With fierce opposition and study defences, can our fireteam succeed in their mission? Bullets fly and Razor roars - it's The Mecha Hack! - [The Mecha Hack E02 - Drop Zone](https://albertthellama.co.uk/the-mecha-hack-e02-drop-zone/): Through the shield and in their mechs, our plucky fireteam plummet from low earth orbit to their first target - a jamming tower blocking communications with Control. Reactors thrum and missiles roar - it's The Mecha Hack! - [The Mecha Hack E01 - Operation Tangent Fractal](https://albertthellama.co.uk/the-mecha-hack-e01-operation-tangent-fractal/): As war between the Terran Collective and the Aonic Primacy tears across Lodestar Alpha, one plucky fireteam get enlisted on a mission that could turn the tide of this galactic conflict. Get ready for big hearts and bigger guns - it's The Mecha Hack! - [Face The Music E10 - Encore](https://albertthellama.co.uk/face-the-music-e10-encore/): Every great concert needs an encore, and this no exception. With everything hanging in the balance and the Bard Off still to be resolved, can Jengo triumph and save his home? - [Face The Music E09 - Dance Commander](https://albertthellama.co.uk/face-the-music-e09-dance-commander/): The stage is set, the players primed. The crowd are hungry and the music is thirsty... It's time for the show to start! - [Face The Music E08 - Careless Whisper](https://albertthellama.co.uk/face-the-music-e08-careless-whisper/): With all the pieces on the table, our heroes confront a guilty conscience and gear up for a confrontation with the malignant maestro behind it all! - [Face The Music E07 - Boogie Knights](https://albertthellama.co.uk/face-the-music-e07-boogie-knights/): It's back into the action as our heroes catch a culprit in the act of infection, and seek to carve some answers at the end of a blade! - [Face The Music E06 - The Key, The Secret](https://albertthellama.co.uk/face-the-music-e06-the-key-the-secret/): In what I swear will be the last exposition and investigation episode, our heroes try one last time to get some information, this time from the mysterious Redacted Keepers of Redacted! - [Face The Music E05 - Pick Up The Pieces](https://albertthellama.co.uk/face-the-music-e05-pick-up-the-pieces/): An audience with Guildsmastress Vetch awaits our heroes, as we dive into Hepscallion's history in search of the cause of the dancing plague... - [Face The Music E04 - A Kind Of Magic](https://albertthellama.co.uk/face-the-music-e04-a-kind-of-magic/): Heading to the Guildhall of the Fellowship of Musicians, Entertainers, Heralds and Japesmiths our heroes are stopped by a sinister guardclown, and witness the disc o' inferno take light with their own eyes! Can they resolve this situation and seek audience with the Guildsmastress? Or must they go elsewhere for answers? - [Face The Music E03 - Skippy Takes Charge](https://albertthellama.co.uk/face-the-music-e03-skippy-takes-charge/): Their foes despatched in style, our heroes go in search of answers and find only more questions... - [Face The Music E02 - Improper Dancing](https://albertthellama.co.uk/face-the-music-e02-improper-dancing/): It's a dance-off with the living dead! But who has all the right moves and who is the rhythm gonna get? All I know is, there'll be blood on the dance floor before it's all over... - [Face The Music E01 - Welcome to Hepscallion](https://albertthellama.co.uk/face-the-music-e01-welcome-to-hepscallion/): All is not well in the glorious mountain city of Hepscallion, home of music on Euphonium and birthplace of bardery. When Jengo receives an urgent call for aide from his alma mater, it's time for our heroes to face the music! - [Dagon Fishin' E10 - Whimmy-Wham-Wham-Wozzle!](https://albertthellama.co.uk/dagon-fishin-e10-whimmy-wham-wham-wozzle/): It's the explosive final episode of Dagon Fishin'! Mortal combat! Angry crabs! An improbable nemesis! Will our Professional Champions make it through? Will their show be renewed for another season? There's only one way to find out! - [Dagon Fishin' E09 - I Wish To See The Manager](https://albertthellama.co.uk/dagon-fishin-e09-i-wish-to-see-the-manager/): Meat corridors! Crab battles! Action, adventure and excitement! In our penultimate episode, our heroes go all the way to the top floor - but will they meet their match? - [Dagon Fishin' E08 - Fearsome Cave Demons](https://albertthellama.co.uk/dagon-fishin-e08-fearsome-cave-demons/): I make no apologies for what you have heard so far and for what is about to come. All you need to know is that it's time for some underwater action! - [Dagon Fishin' E07 - The Raptor Of The Sea](https://albertthellama.co.uk/dagon-fishin-e07-the-raptor-of-the-sea/): Behold! Behold! The Raptor of the Sea! To dive beneath the oceans waves Is all the life they need! In search of mighty arthropods To save poor you and me Behold! Behold! The Raptor of the Sea! - [Dagon Fishin' E06 - An Eel Wind Blows](https://albertthellama.co.uk/dagon-fishin-e06-an-eel-wind-blows/): Another piece of this peculiar jigsaw has slotted in to place with the rescue of Encanterbury Valiant Truesteel III. But who actually is behind the murders? And why? There's only one place to go to work through this fiendish conundrum. The pub! - [Dagon Fishin' E05 - A Walk Through The Cornfields](https://albertthellama.co.uk/dagon-fishin-e05-a-walk-through-the-cornfields/): With some time to kill until they can properly hunt the dreaded crabmancer, our heroes decide to go for a stroll through the cornfields and investigate sightings of a yet another massive crab. It's a living, I suppose. - [Dagon Fishin' E04 - I Have A Cunning Plan](https://albertthellama.co.uk/dagon-fishin-e04-i-have-a-cunning-plan/): Our heroes have put it off as long as possible, but in the search for answers it's time to start getting their hands dirty... - [Dagon Fishin' E03 - Barbara Be Praised](https://albertthellama.co.uk/dagon-fishin-e03-barbara-be-praised/): It's an exposition episode, as our Professional Champions sit down with the Mayor for a nice cup of tea... - [Dagon Fishin' E02 - The Harvester of Fishes](https://albertthellama.co.uk/2825-2/): Our heroes have arrived in town, and, following a somewhat peculiar encounter, have made it to the pub - the most essential place in any adventure! Suitably fortified, they can now start to investigate exactly what plagues this benighted place... - [Dagon Fishin' E01 - Welcome to Ugmont Frew](https://albertthellama.co.uk/dagon-fishin-e01-welcome-to-ugmont-frew/): A rash of deaths has shaken the small town of Ugmont Frew. Could this be tied to the fishing lake that mysteriously appeared where cornfields used to be? The Gods have set the stage, and it's time for our Professional Champions to take their positions... ## Pages - [One-Shots!](https://albertthellama.co.uk/one-shots-2/): For various reasons across the years we’ve run a number of shorter adventures and arcs, with a wealth of guest stars and settings. We’re collecting them all here for you to enjoy! While the episodes are being imported, you can find all our one-shots as a handy playlist on YouTube! - [The Mecha Hack](https://albertthellama.co.uk/the-mecha-hack/): Originally a one-shot that was just too much fun to leave as a stand-alone story, our Mecha Hack campaign follows the Fireteam known as Sabre Harmony, who are thrust into a galaxy riven by warring factions and slowly come to realise that there is a far greater threat out there than each other… This excellent Mecha Hack is by Absolute Tabletop, and is a variant of The Black Hack, developed by David Black. Check out Absolute Tabletop on their website or on DriveThruRPG! Unlike the other one-shots, we have a set cast for this series of ongoing adventures: Sammi plays Fae, a cyborg […] - [The Outer Dark Trilogy](https://albertthellama.co.uk/the-outer-dark-trilogy/): GM Ed Fortune oversees a trilogy of connected stories chock-full of special guest stars and across three systems! The Outer Dark Trilogy pt1 uses the Extinction system, an OSR game descended from The Black Hack – pick up your copy from DriveThruRPG!. For this arc, we are joined by sci-fi author Gavin Smith, and podcaster / Whovian / writer and all-round polymath Lizbeth Myles! The Outer Dark Trilogy pt2 uses the Scum and Villainy system, an Forged in the Dark game descended from Blade in the Dark – pick up your copy from DriveThruRPG! For this arc, we are joined by comedian […] - [The Doom that came to Sanctaris](https://albertthellama.co.uk/the-doom-that-came-to-sanctaris/): Hundreds of years ago, a colony ship crashed on a lost world. The survivors, cut off from the rest of the galaxy, rebuilt as best they could and have developed into their own society with their own technology and cultures. In the glittering Gilded Age, one famed explorer brings back something that should have been left buried and, in the process, awakened an ancient evil that may spell the end of everything! - [Shadows of the Jedi](https://albertthellama.co.uk/shadows-of-the-jedi/): The planet of Cynabale is on the outs even for the Outer Rim. A hive of scum and villainy that makes even Tatooine look classy, Cynabale is the place where empires go to die, and the lost and dispossessed eke out what living they can amid the ruins of aeons of history. Into this come four individuals who get made an offer they can't refuse, the consequences of which may shake the whole galaxy apart! - [The Coldfire Chronicles](https://albertthellama.co.uk/the-coldfire-chronicles/): On the frozen prison planet of Daxos, four Force Sensitives are about to have their lives upended and everything they thought they knew brought into question, as they come to the attention of the dreaded Inquisitor Tenth Brother... - [Dungeon Majeure](https://albertthellama.co.uk/dungeon-majeure/): Taking the Genesys system out for a spin, this fantasy podcast follows a very homebrewed group of heroes in a very homebrewed world... - [Force Majeure](https://albertthellama.co.uk/force-majeure/): A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, there were still stories to be told… Force Majeure is an actual play podcast using Fantasy Flight Games’ Star Wars: Force and Destiny system. The show follows an eclectic gathering of Force users as they try to find their way in a hostile galaxy. We currently have two completed campaigns for your listening pleasure: The Coldfire Chronicles (seasons 1, 3 and 5) begin on the icy prison-moon of Daxos, and follows four emergent Force users as they try to free their mentor from Imperial clutches and escape their captivity before the dreaded Tenth […] - [Contact](https://albertthellama.co.uk/contact/): contact us You can find us at Let’s get in touch We are optimists who love to work together - [About Us](https://albertthellama.co.uk/about/): Officially, Albert the Llama Enterprises has been around since Adam was in college, and only became the proper overarching production house it is now in 2025. However, the story of our show starts properly in 2007… At that time, Adam, Ed, Ross, Mikey and Mim regularly met up to play board games, chat RPGs and generally hang out. Adam had gotten really into the Star Wars RPG thanks to a few games and discovering a number of excellent Star Wars AP podcasts out there – predominantly Dice for Brains, Redemption and Heroes of the Hydian Way. The talk turned to […] - [Home](https://albertthellama.co.uk/home/) [comment]: # (Generated by Hostinger Tools Plugin)